LOLz hellza made Mom think I was dying or something it was so funny. She was crying and running around like crazy and talking to herself and yelling. And I was just sitting there waiting for my feet to wake up after sleeping on them funny. Don't get why she was trippin' out so much just because I couldn't move my legs or arms.
My legs must have fallen asleep because I was trying the whole "indian style" thing because hipsters love sitting in "free spirited" sitting arrangements. So when I tried to get up to move I couldn't and it hurt like pins and needles and the only thing I knew would stop the pain was my bright orange Way Farer glasses. But Mom just kept crying and shouting things at me and was totally cock-blocking me from ultimate
Hipster Puppy status.
Eventually she stopping crying so much and was able to breathe and took in the sitch a bit more and realized that I was the bomb still so she needed to go cry in the bathroom or something because for realz I don't need that negativity up in my personal space.
I need hipster:
